i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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