I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
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No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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