u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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