yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
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Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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