better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
