There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
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Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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