If i come over, it means nothing
Sponge bath it is.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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