i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
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So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
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I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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