bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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