She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
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