I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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