i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
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Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
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What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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