discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
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As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
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Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
We had sex on a dog bed..
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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