dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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