just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
