idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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