why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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