I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
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A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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