Dual....:-)
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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