Christians are straight up FREAKS
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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