I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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