i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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