I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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