yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
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what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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