So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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