I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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