he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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