Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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