i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Cover your peen. We're going out.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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