Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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