apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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