I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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