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He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I can't turn off my feet"
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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