sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
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You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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