If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
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If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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