dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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