McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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