I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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