weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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