I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
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I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
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Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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