just tell him i said nine months
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
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there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
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Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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