is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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