We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
