Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
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