after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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