You drinking a lot?
Define a lot
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
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Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested