i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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