i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
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I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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