People with herpes should wear stickers.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
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Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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