then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize
