YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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