So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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