So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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