This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Randomize
