That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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