susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
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I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Help. Why am I so naked?
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