who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
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you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
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We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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